"My old man said Jesse was the only thing that got him through his teenage hood. He had a gold fish with a bigger personality than any human he’s met. He has a secret lover on the Gold Coast named Lily (another Maltese Terrier) and the only thing he misses when traveling is Rogan Jr. Coming from a rodent, I know the importance of animals in people’s lives. We are your family and friends when you have none. We are companions unconditionally. And we FKIN RULE! Yesterday a beautiful mother of three, daughter of @djflamefly and amazing (tho slightly retarded) chinchilla and leader of the #chillywillies passed away. She was my muse and my old mans inspiration to keep smiling. RIP DIA." #mouseyloham
God gave me a gift. A special kinda cock that makes people happy. And when I refuse to acknowledge this special gift, like say, the few times I’ve tried to bottom, God has struck me down with agonizing retribution. ie; uncomfortable pain. So for all those fags out there that are insistent that I bottom, you better start praying to God bitches!