I STILL DO NOT ADVOCATE THE USE OF STEROIDS BUT I STILL OWN THE FACT THAT I DO USE THEM.
I am a 97 KILO MUSCLE BEAST.
I didn’t quite make the 100 kilo goal – I blame 5 days of MADRID PRIDE. Dance parties, whisky and drugs. I was proud the day I accepted my homosexuality, maybe it took 5 or more years to readjust, my then, life plan of a family, wife and kids and has been a journey of discovery since - but a proud one. And it doesn’t need topping up once a year. And lets face it maybe the straights go to these events to celebrate how far homosexuality has come (not very FKIN far considering what’s still going on around the world) but the rest of us go to get laid.
So, here I am, at 97 and loving it. And here I am going to tell you what I did on my last cycle to get here. But…
FIRSTLY STEROIDS DON’T KILL PEOPLE – PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.
Yes, there are many articles on how BAD steroids is and how it KILLS. PROPOGANDA for sheep who eat any shit their fed. Yes, it has been associated with deaths just as much as recreational drugs, drinking, road accidents, drowning and people being eaten by Big Foot. Usually it’s from kids that are abusing the substances that they are using because A. there’s not enough open communication about correct usage for them to access or they just don’t bother even learning about the stuff before they stick it into themselves!*** Or B. they just have an addictive personality. The press, officials and my mum need to stop saying NO! Steroids are bad. Full stop. And thinking that’s gonna make any difference to anyone.
PREVENTION ISNT THE ANSWER – EDUCATION IS.
*** I know so many guys that are using steroids and when I ask them why are you using that? and why are you injecting that much on those days? They just say “Cause so’n’so told me too.” I don’t FKIN care if its Phil Heath who told you - you still need to do your OWN research.
That’s why I write these articles, if they help a kid think a little bit more I’ve managed to do something positive towards him treating steroids better than just mindlessly experimenting. AND even someone like me, who could be considered an advanced user can FUCK UP – which I did this cycle and got a scare which I will tell you about later so you don’t make the same mistake.
FIRST and NO BUTS! Go get a complete check up before you start a cycle and then again once you finish one. Blood levels, organs ect. And tell the doctor you are doing steroids.
IF YOU ARE A BIG ENOUGH MAN TO USE THEM YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH MAN TO ADMIT TO IT.
Before starting this cycle I spoke to a bodybuilder back in Australia and asked him some advice and he suggested breaking it up and doing 4 weeks on, 2 weeks off and repeating this 3 times. Technically a 12 week cycle spread out for 16 weeks. This was FKIN AMAZING for me! The idea is to keep shocking the body and not let it adapt to a regular constant cycle. You also do this by changing the gear you are using for each, lets call them, “phase” for the purpose of this article.
This also was really good for me as I was traveling – and sometimes I couldn’t get to a gym, my food wasn’t to standard, I was working… so I used the week on week off (Not to be confused but as effective as Mr. Miyagi’s wax on wax off!) to adapt to my crazy lifestyle. For example I could do 4 weeks on, 2 weeks off, 3 weeks on, 1 week off, 5 weeks on - you get me? REMEMBER and I’ve said this heaps! There are no rules when it comes to bodybuilding – we all have different bodies that react to stimulus differently so it’s all about you finding what works for you!
Now, without further ado, this is what I did;
STANOZOLOL (aka WINSTROL) 1ml (liquid eod)
And Test CYPIONATE and BOLDENONE (aka EQUIPOISE) 1ml each (twice a week)
This was the first time I used Stanozolol. I was advised to place it under my tongue and let it stay there for a couple of minutes before swallowing. To be honest, I wasn’t a big fan and probably won’t be running out to grab anymore of that stuff. Or buy it as Winstrol either.
This phase lasted 3 weeks instead of 4 cause on the forth week I left Australia and went to Spain. I didn’t want to travel with gear and it took several days on arriving in Spain to grab some more…
1 week off.
TRENBOLONE 1ml (short acting eod)
And Test SUSTANON 250 1ml and PRIMOBOLAN 2mls (twice a week)
Here it got a little tricky cause the Primo I got was only 100mg/ml. Usually you wanna use gear that has the strength of 200mg/ml OR stronger. To compensate for this I was doing 2mls per shot. This phase also only lasted 3 weeks due to travel.
1 week off.
MASTERON 1ml (short acting eod)
Test ENANTHATE 1ml and TRENBOLONE (long acting) 2ml (twice a week)
I had the same problem here with my Tren as I did with last phase’s Primo. It was only 100mg/ml. (the Test E was 200mg/ml) I had another problem in Spain, the SYRINGES, (what I call barrels) sizes go from 2.5ml to 5ml. If you’ve ever tried to use a 5ml barrel you would know how FKIN hard it is to squeeze the liquid outta it! It’s a nightmare that even Mr. Krueger would avoid. So I was doing 1ml of Test E and 1.5 ml of Tren. Then to keep the Tren levels high I was adding .5ml to a Mast injection/ week. This way I was getting 400mg of Test E/week and 400mg of Tren. You with me still or have I lost you? I did this for just over 4 weeks, I had some Mast left over so I continued using that for another week. All up 6 weeks.
If you follow my media you can see for yourself the gains I made doing this cycle.
Now I mentioned earlier a ‘scare’ I had. I got a little too cocky knowing that bodybuilders use many injections points. The common and the ONLY ones you need to use, as they are the safest, are your ass, delts and quads. There other injection points you will hear guys talk about that include arms, chest and more. I guess curiosity got the better of this ol’ silver back gorilla and I started injecting into my calves and pecs. I only did my calves less than a handful of times and stopped when I got a tight painful feeling in one after injecting that still to this day is a lil sensitive. Though I do think it looks a lil bigger than the other, but that could be my imagination and I SHOULDN’T inject the other just to match it. No, really, I SHOULDN’T… Of course that’s why you inject these locations cause any injection point will always develop due to being the point where the gear has entered. Ie. I always had a big ass but after I started using I had a BIG ass…
Around the same time I stopped doing my pecs when I formed a massive hard lump in my left pec. It swelled up and was sore to touch. I held it together but was kinda screaming like Diana Ross in the WIZ on the inside, knowing of guys having to go to hospital to get cysts cut out that had formed at injection points. Leaving massive scars and fucked up muscle tissue in its aftermath. So I grabbed some deep heat and got BOOM! BOOM! to rub it in and massage the area a couple of times a day. I laid off doing a proper chest workout but just added one chest exercise at the end of each day and did a couple of light sets to get the blood flowing through the muscle. Thank FK the gods of massive pecs that this worked and the lump went away and I’m fine now.
Moral of the story DO NOT INJECT YOUR PEC or CALFS. Ass, shoulders and quads are more than enough options for you guys and gals.
What now? When does it end? When I FKIN say so…
I’m taking 2 months minimum off before I start my next cycle. BUT when I do my next cycle I really wanna blow up beyond 100 so I wanna make sure I have a lil more stability in my life. As stable as a multi-talented slef obsessed sex addicted entrepreneur with ADHD can be. Can he be? Meaning maybe not traveling to so many cities during the time on my cycle.
Steroids are NOT a wonder drug and those guys out there that are, “You’re cheating, you use steroids!” Are uneducated gits. Steroids do not make muscle beasts they are ONE fraction of the process that help you to reach your goal. I see time and time again guys using steroids and getting nowhere. Why? Because they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing in the gym in the first place. There’s guys that are injecting themselves and can’t even tell me what the name of the exercise they are performing is and why. W T F ? Educate yourself first. Know your gym shit up, down and back to front before you even consider using.
THEN and ONLY THEN you will GROW.
ALL IMAGES #photographybyroganrichards with some major help from my man BOOM! BOOM!
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